Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...