How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*