Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Who is left?

Marco Rubio

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!