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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...