Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.