Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli