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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele