Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it