Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!