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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(