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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.