What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.