What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.