What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.