What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.