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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.