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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."