What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke