Coconut
A few months ago
Popcorn, of course!
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
A coconut!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A coconut.
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Cloning.