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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

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Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

N Jokes More N Jokes

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

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It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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The food tastes funny.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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C: PU!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.