How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?