How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh