How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up