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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Ska Kid Jokes More Ska Kid Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

They were worried about his checkered past