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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up