What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.