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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.