What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.