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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.