What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil