What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil