One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
I don't care et al.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Mooney.