One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Madame
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Mooney.
