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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Chore Jokes More Chore Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.