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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.