What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.