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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.