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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!