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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.