What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Previous Random Joke Next

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!