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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!