How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.