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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.