How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.