How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.