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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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None. That's a hardware problem.

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V.

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.