How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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You can't tell it's in the dark

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"