How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.