How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.