How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.