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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.