How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.