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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!