How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.