How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.