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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.