Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.