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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Bad Boyfriend Jokes More Bad Boyfriend Jokes

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.