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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bad Boyfriend Jokes More Bad Boyfriend Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.