Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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Cashew

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A row bot.

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Nuts and bolts

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He nuts and bolts

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Bolt upright.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.