Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Bingo!
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
November.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
