Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Don't asp me!
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.