How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.