How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight