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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex