How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)