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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)