How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Who's there! Anais! Anais who?

Anais cup of tea!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?