Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.