Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.