Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE