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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!