Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.