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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?