Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*