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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.