What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.