What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.