What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits