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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down