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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.