What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.