What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."