Closet Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Because they'll never be perfect.

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