Closet Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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