Closet Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why is Bieber never late?

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.