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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.