How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet