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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.