How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.