How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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