How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.