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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet