How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest