How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.