How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.