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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.