How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.