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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.