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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.