How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!