How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.