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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

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To fit in the box.

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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They're always getting hooked up

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.