How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.