How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.