How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions