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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.