How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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