Pentagon Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.