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Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.