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Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Well many how???

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Congratulate Jokes More Congratulate Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.