Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!