Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

You might also enjoy:

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Intercept Jokes More Intercept Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.