What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole