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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!