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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole