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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.