Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Quackamole Jokes More Quackamole Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Jolly Green Giant Jokes More Jolly Green Giant Jokes

What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.