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Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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