What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole