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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.