What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!