What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."