What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."