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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE