What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!