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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole