Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.