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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.