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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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