Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call an arrogant robber?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

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What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon