Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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