Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling