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Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe