What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling