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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.