What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.