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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe