What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling