What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quattro sink-o

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.