What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco