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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.