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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.