What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.