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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.