Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

After a dye job.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.