Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men