Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.