Blonde Joke Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."