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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.