When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.