When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.