When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.