When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.