When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.