Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

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Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock