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Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.