Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.