Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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From pier to pier.

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Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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To the Dock

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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Because she had a pun in the oven!