Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.