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Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance