Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.