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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.