It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
He had tentackles.
You call an investigator
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Between you and me, something smells.
A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.
D(sun)/dt *facepalm*
