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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*