What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.