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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

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What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*