What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Kermit's finger.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.