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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.