What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!