What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.