What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!