What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.