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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.